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Nothing says, “Happy Holidays” like killing another living thing. Didja miss me?
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Another true story. (OK, so PTSD might not have been named by then but the Kung-Fu Grip G.I. Joe did premiere that year.) Any fan (with brothers) of Barbie immediately recognized the superiority of G.I. Joe to that lame-o fashionista Ken.
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Let’s just say that I behaved very badly after this point. There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth and frankly, not much goodwill towards men or women. It did help me get over my obsession with blonde Barbie, though. … Continue reading
*OK…so maybe the murderous teddy bear is a bit of an exaggeration. I did cuddle with my saddle shoes, though. That part is true.