This is absolutely TRUE! (I mean the outfit, not so much the Officer Bridgee part.)
Later that day, the rum cocktails must have hit home because the cops came and took some people to the pokey.
Contrary to popular belief, I am not obsessed with Mitt Romney. He just keeps doing things that are hilarious.
This is pretty much what happened when I went to Vegas. I bonded with the elderly. At the Viva Elvis show I was the youngest by DECADES.
Happy Cinco de Mayo everyone! This is a true story.* I actually did fumble with the menu for a while…right up until the waiter came over and brought me a menu in English.
*Okay…’Lil Sock Monkey did not go with us to Mexico.