A cartoon depicting Teddy Roosevelt taking San Juan hill with his squeaky voice. A small rat laughs at him

Do-it-yourself comedy section. Read the following TR quotes in a high squeaky voice.

“The only man who never makes mistakes is the man who never does anything.”

“When you’re at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on”

“Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground.”

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